2002 Kentucky Derby winner Whore Emblem can't get it up for Japanese fillies

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Thursday, 1 May 2008

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Whore Emblem winning the 2002 Kentucky Derby

Hokkaido, Japan - (Horse-bollox Mess): Fabled 2002 Kentucky Derby winner Whore Emblem has gone lame in the matrimonial stakes at his Shadai Stallion Station Japanese stud farm home.

"We think he go sex strike," stable director Nobuo Tsunoda said today.

"Slender Japanese fillies not much to his taste," a member of the Yoshida family which bought the stallion for $17 million last year explained.

"We had suspicions Whore Emblem only like fat-assed American tarts like those in William Stamps Farish III stable.

"Somebody suggest we use male horse teaser to get him in mood for stallion duties," Tsunoda added.

"But for Japanese whorse bloodstock industry this would bring shame and dishonor.

"There are no gay or bisexual stallions in Hokkaido or in the Yoshida Family racing empire. Period."

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