Only green with envy of those Major League Liars who had the good sense to shut up and stay away from Congress, Roger "Muscle-Bound, Family Guy" Clemens actually told a reporter that some people think that he is "sitting around with his hands buried in his head".
This may be the definitive proof that HGH and steroids impair the thought process of their users.
Anatomists across the world deny the possibility of burying one's hands in one's head. Most agree that the worried person, for example a 5 time Cy Young award winner headed for the Hall of fame who is caught using illicit performance enhancing drugs, might bury his head in his hands but to bury your hands in your head would take super-human strength and result in a concussion or a brain aneurism.
