With the shock announcement that both Brian Lara and Jack Kallis are to join Shane Warne as German Citizens, it is clear that the plans for Adolf Hitler to rule the civilized world are coming to fruition.
"We always new the plan would work" says Herman, from a small town near Berlin, "it was just a matter of finding a better way."
With the cricket authorities trying to find a way to accept the German team into the upcoming 20/20 World cup, many people are wondering about the future of the game.
As I write this article, I hear that Micheal Vaughn has a German Uncle and Geoffrey Boycott has not...bugger
