LONDON (Defecated News) - For months the mystery surrounding the fatal death of Pakistani cricket coach Bob Woolmer has been left wide open and unresolved. That is - until - now. The Pakistani government have informed The Spoof that they have found, tried and executed four elderly men who confessed everything, well kind of.
Eric, Frederik, Ivar and Lars Krone, all brothers in their seventies and eighties admitted to Pakistani investigators that they were the evil bastard killers, kind of.
Waqas Shaheed, Chief of Karachi Police, and owner of a fine moustache told The Spoof,
"We Googled the the words 'Bob' and various other words and found that these men has been celebrated in their evil countries as 'Champion Bob Slayers'. The audacity of it is sickening. They signed papers to say they were Bob-Slayers and proud, and they wouldn't change it for the world."
The four brothers were executed by lethal vindaloo and the bodies were burned in a tandoori oven and sent home in small plastic take away containers.
Madhuri Jaffrey refused to comment.
