Written by SpaceElevator

Saturday, 28 July 2007

image for TheSpoof.com Contributors to be given Sagarin Ratings
TheSpoof.com writers discuss dire new policy ramifications

Hendricksville, Indiana (US and A Today) - Sports statistician, Jeff Sagarin, has agreed to commence ranking regular contributors to TheSpoof.com. His credentials include a Bachelor of Science degree in Mathematics from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1970 and a Master of Business Administration degree from Indiana University in 1983.

Mr. Sagarin's rankings have regularly appeared in USA TODAY since 1985. He currently provides impartial ranking information for Major League Baseball, the National Basketball Association, the National Football League, the National Hockey League, College Basketball, College Football, Major League Soccer and NASCAR.

Contributors expected to be immediately exposed include: 'Willis Rodney', 'Who The Hell Is Mohit?' and 'writingguy'. If Sagarin's objective ranking system is to be trusted, then the aftershocks could be huge.

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