London, England (IP) - News emanating from the Tower of London reveals that many TheSpoof.com writers are to receive a fifty per cent increase in their pay. The CEO of The Spoof spoke to us while he was aboard his private Gulfstream VII jet. He realizes that the top twenty writers deserve more than the meager sum they currently receive for each word written in their stories. His communications were being transmitted directly from his jet to the Tower of London where much of the work related to the publication of the The Spoof is handled.
He also brought everyone up to date on the progress made on the Spoof Space Port (SSP) under construction on an unnamed Island in the Caribbean. Space tourism will make a quantum leap when operations go into full swing by the end of the year.
William Shatner will soon be appearing in television commercials that will promote the SSP and rampant rumors indicate that Leonard Nimoy (Spock) will join Shatner in the promotion of of SSP operations.
One rumor indicates that the space craft currently under construction is shaped like a giant moustache but this remains to be seen. So far only young ladies are listed as non-crew members aboard the first flight.
Recently a revolt and impending invasion by natives from near-by islands was narrowly averted when a giant wooden badger (not unlike the one seen in the "Holy Grail") was devoured by termites. It is believed that the badger was going to be used as a Trojan Horse.
