LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- The screaming began when Victoria Beckham, in a tight pink dress and matching handbag, tottered on to the pitch in Carson, California, for a good five minutes of trying to get a kick. "Pass it 'ere," she shouted at some unknown Galaxy soccer players, "David got the wrong invitation!"
The crowd - several thousand of the Galaxy's 10,000-odd season ticket holders packed into a corner of the Home Depot stadium - erupted briefly, but were impatient to see more Posh ass.
Becks, on the other hand, turned up at El Fashionista and wondered why he was suppose to try on knickers and bras. "Shouldn't these be club jumpers," a bewildered David said, "I'm Beckham 23."
Forced into modest frilly knickers and tight fitting bra he was ushered out onto the catwalk, where he just stood, like an animal caught in car headlights and said, "First of all I would like to say how honoured I am, thanks to the fans for turning out and everybody who - helped make my dream come true."
And then, mercifully, it was all over for both Posh and Becks. The fans filed out, some a little bemused, others clearly jubilant. And some just thinking WTF was that.
