Written by SpaceElevator

Monday, 25 June 2007

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Shrek's big ego on display

NEW YORK - Flotsam magazine has named Shrek as the Most Ubiquitous Fictional Character of 2007, beating out matrons Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.

As he was being presented his award by past winners Barney and the Teletubbies, Shrek remarked sarcastically, "Has-beens shouldn't be presenting awards to gonna-bes."

According to Shrek's agent, despite being green he felt quite comfortable going into the competition. Comparing himself to challenger Muhammad Ali versus champion George Foreman in the 1974 'Rumble in the Jungle', the two-dimensional ogre kept it real and taunted, "They told me you had clout, Aunt Jemima!"

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Topics: Shrek




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