Adam Pacman Jones In Trouble For Ankle Biting

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 21 June 2007

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The Pacman is in trouble again for his appetite

Adam "Pacman" Jones of the Tennessee Titans football team of the NFL is in trouble (again). Jones is accused of biting a bar bouncer on the ankle during a fight and shooting in February. He faces two felony counts for the incident.

Jones has received multiple punishments and suspensions from his team and the league and will miss this season due to that punishment.

In his own defense, Jones could only offer the following statement: "I thought there was some ghosts in the bar and he looked like a power pellet and Pacmans likes to eat power pellets because it lets us eat the ghosts, so I bit him."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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