Car Giant linked to Bob's Death

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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Daewoo Ibraham the Pakistani arm of the car Giant Daewoo has been allegedly involved with the mysterious death of Bob Woolmer, recent findings in CCTV footage of Bobs room has uncovered shocking scenes.

It is reported that a disgruntled Daewoo Kalos was seen speeding from the room shortly after a heated gasket was blown. Doctors are suggesting that the lack of distress and bruising ties in with injuries sustained in head on collisions with the Kalos.

Currently JA police are looking for a 5'5'' Kalos, dark metallic in colour, with an imprint of Bob Woolmers face on the bonnet.

If you see the 'suspect' please contact JA police central on 0800 COOL RUNNINGS

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