NCAA Florida Offending Champs' Slogan:"Keep Hating!!"

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 27 March 2007

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Gator Cheer Captain lisps: Ruin the Bruins! They're ssoo Queer!

In the age of hate crimes with hate groups multiplying faster than Ann Coulter's boners (good name for a hate group) Florida's defending ncaa tournament champions are motivating each other with the chant: "Keep Hating!"

This is not some drunken fans in the stands this is an on-court ferverino delivered by their star player Joakim Noah "Brains" Florida fans plan on arriving at the Final Four wearing white sheets and Nazi uniforms."Hate is what our state is known for from segregation, gay bashing, and stolen elections.

"Florida's got more hate than orange jews!": Florida Coach Billy "The Bigot" Donovan told reporters. Several Jewish reporters took immediate offense until a translator explained that Billy meant Juice.

Gator cheerleaders plan on donning bleached blond wigs and slinking little red dresses. they have renamed themselves the Coulter Cuties and their premier cheer is rumored to contain the lines: "Ruin the Bruins! They're soooo Queer (Left Hand on hip with extended limp right wrist) They're faggier than Edwards and on our Gator's they'll gag!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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