Mueller Clears Trump! Huh?

Written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 25 March 2019

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"Russian, if you're listening..."

So Trump is cleared. Why was Donald Trump's foreign advisor, George Papadopoulos, indicted, convicted and sent to jail?

Robert Mueller says there wasn’t enough proof of a conspiracy.

Huh?

Russia, if you're listening, find Hillary Clinton's 35,000 missing emails."

Right after the Access Hollywood tape was released, SHAZAM, Hillary’s emails were released.

It wasn’t a secret conspiracy, but a full-blown, out-in-the-open yell for help, witnessed by everyone watching Trump on television.

Mueller must believe it has to be a dead-of-night exchange, in an underground garage, before considering a real conspiracy. Watergate was a break-in burglary of the offices of the Democratic National Committee. The Russian Election Conspiracy was a break-in of the offices of the Democratic National Committee's computers by Russian hackers.

Russia, if you're listening..."

Over thirty people were indicted for interference in the 2016 election, but not the nominee?

Sounds fishy.

If it were a sealed indictment, why wasn’t Donald Junior indicted anyway?

Instead of the miscarriage of justice dropped upon Papadopoulos’s head, Papadopoulos should be given an instant, Get Out Of Jail card, paid compensation after false conviction, of being a foreign advisor to an innocent presidential nominee.

Wasn't the meeting with Russians at Trump Tower for the promise of, "Dirt on Hillary Clinton" part of a conspiracy?

“I love it,” said Junior.

Switching the subject matter of the Trump Tower meeting on Air Force One is further proof of conspiracy. Claiming the meeting was about adoption when it was about lifting sanctions on Russia, imposed by President Obama, for the Russian invasion of Ukraine and annexing Crimea is more proof.

Still fishy.

Maybe Special Counsel Robert Mueller tossed the ball to the Southern District of New York, and they’ll carry it the rest of the way to a touchdown.

Or it was too little a lie, and you can’t indict because of a pee-wee lie. Clinton was impeached because of a lie. A lie about a personal matter, not the obstruction of a presidential election, swinging it to the opposite side with the assistance of Russia to whom Trump owes millions.

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