WASHINGTON, Jan. 16 - "President" Bush said Tuesday that Iraq had "fumbled" the executions of Saddam Hussein and two of his deputies, and that the government of Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki "has still got some maturation to do."
"Maturation to do" and "Fumbled Executions" were the harsh words Head Coach "The President" GW "Gone No Where" Bush launched at his Iraqi Quarterback Nuri Kamal Al-Maliki. "How can we go to the big game if this team can't kill tyrants in private and hang desperadoes without taking their goldarn heads off!", the coach was heard to scream from the closed locker room meeting.
Commentators fro throughout the world of sports were immediately speculating about the opponents in the big game. SI writer , Reilly O'Reilly predicted that the playoffs would come down to the axis of evil. ESPN pundit, O'Reilly Reilly insisted that Syria still had a chance with its new Lebanese acquisitions. FOX Sports experts were holding out for dark horse, Hezbollah, in the final run for the tape.
Coach W had only one thing to say:"Bring 'Em On ! We'll git Al-Maliki the maturation he needs and they'll be no mo' fumbles durin' executions !That's fo'dang shoore!".