Written by Alan Valentine

Wednesday, 5 April 2017

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I'm sorry, was that yours?

Peyton Manning walked into the bar I was at and took a seat on the stool right next to me. I must admit I was a little bit nervous having a famous athlete sitting so close.

Minding my own business and trying not to act like a gushing fan, all of a sudden Peyton leans over my shoulder and grabs one of the coins I had sitting next to my drink. Thinking nothing of it, Peyton gets off his stool and heads for the door, nonchalantly depositing the coin into his pocket.

"Hey you!" I shouted. "I want my quarter back!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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