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Cavaliers fans Ecstatic after Historic Title, but Still Depressed to live in Cleveland

Funny story: Cavaliers fans Ecstatic after Historic Title, but Still Depressed to live in Cleveland

All of over Cleveland people are confronted with a wide range of emotions after a Cleveland sports team finally won a championship for the first time in over 50 years. Many shared tears of joy as they rejoiced at the Cavaliers championship. Howev...

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Cavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland

Funny story: Cavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland

After a raucous night of jolly and fanfare, 390,113 Clevlandites woke up this morning only to fall back into the nightmare of living in Cleveland. "It was a Cinderella story all right," said Iyrie Krving, "We may still have our Prince Charming in...

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Details of Tristan Thompson's Contract Emerge

Since the first day of elegible free agent signing in the NBA, all eyes have been on the Cleveland Cavaliers and their budding star power forward Tristan Thompson. A max offer sheet seemed imminent, however as the days turned to months, Thompson stil...

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LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

Funny story: LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

CLEVELAND, Ohio - LeBron James has reneged on his contract to play NBA basketball for the Cleveland Cavaliers and instead has signed a three-year deal to be a relief pitcher for the Texas Rangers. Not even a month ago, King James signed a two-yea...

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Cavaliers Finalize Love Deal, Bringing Beach Boys Lyricist To Cleveland

CLEVELAND -- The Cleveland Cavaliers have finally consummated a much discussed and debated deal, acquiring Mike Love from the Beach Boys in exchange for their prized good vibrations. "Mike and I had discussed this after some of the Beach Boys reun...

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The Cleveland Cavaliers Are Fed Up With Andrew Bynum's Antics And They've Put Him On The Trading Block

Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Are Fed Up With Andrew Bynum's Antics And They've Put Him On The Trading Block

CLEVELAND - 7-footer Andrew Bynum, who plays center for The Cleveland Cavaliers, failed to make the team's trip to Boston. Coach Mike Brown was furious and he texted the team owner and suggested that something be done and be done soon about the ou...

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Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

Funny story: Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he has dribbled his last ball as a Los Angeles Laker. Howard told Rufus Reno with SBID that he just cannot take another year of playing for the Laker Day Care Cent...

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LeBron James Explains His Cleveland Cavaliers Comment

Funny story: LeBron James Explains His Cleveland Cavaliers Comment

CHICAGO - The Miami Heat had just beaten the Chicago Bulls 104-94 to take a 2 to 1 lead in the Eastern Conference playoffs when Mr. Heat himself, LeBron James was asked a question in the visiting team's locker room. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Il...

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The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

Funny story: The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars

CLEVELAND - The majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers Danny Gilbert has just informed the sports media that he is seriously contemplating a name change. Gilbert noting that the Cavs record of 22-52 is simply unacceptable stated that he has enl...

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The Miami Heat Have Now Won 24 In A Row!

Funny story: The Miami Heat Have Now Won 24 In A Row!

CLEVELAND - The Miami Heat blew into the City on Lake Erie and melted the place as they won their 24th game in a row by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 98-95. The Heat managed to overcome a 27 point deficit in the third quarter but showed that the...

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The Amazing Gesture That LeBron James of The World Champion Miami Heat Is Doing For The City of Cleveland

Funny story: The Amazing Gesture That LeBron James of The World Champion Miami Heat Is Doing For The City of Cleveland

MIAMI - LeBron James has just won his first first NBA Championship and he says that he has never been more excited than he is now, except maybe for the time when he was 3-years-old and Santa Claus brought him his very own toothbrush. The Miami Hea...

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The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

LOS ANGELES - The once high-flying Lakers of Los Angeles seem to have left with the dreaded Santa Ana Winds. The Lakers of today are certainly not the Lakers of old when they had the likes of Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom...

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In An NBA Shocker: LeBron James Has Asked The Miami Heat To Trade Him To The Cleveland Cavaliers

Funny story: In An NBA Shocker: LeBron James Has Asked The Miami Heat To Trade Him To The Cleveland Cavaliers

MIAMI - Even though the NBA owners are still locking out the players and the first two weeks of the NBA season has already been scratched, one player is making his voice heard loud and clear. LeBron James of the Miami Heat was recently interviewed...

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Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

Funny story: Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry and his lovely wife Anita were enjoying a nice meal of fajita tacos at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Austin when he was asked about radio talk show personality Harold Camping. Buck Yazoo, a reporter wit...

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A Group of Wealthy Ohio Businessmen Want To Purchase The Miami Heat and Move The Team To Tegucigalpa, Honduras

Funny story: A Group of Wealthy Ohio Businessmen Want To Purchase The Miami Heat and Move The Team To Tegucigalpa, Honduras

CLEVELAND - Businessman Leander W. Gollyheimer, who heads a group of investment brokers in Ohio says that his attorneys are negotiating to buy the Miami Heat of the NBA. The Heat lost to the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals four games to two.

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The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

Funny story: The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Governor John "Happy Guy" Kasich is so thrilled at the fact that the Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat to capture the NBA Finals Championship Trophy that he has given each of the Dallas Mavericks players a brand new 2011 Toyot...

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The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

Funny story: The Miami Heat Shock The Sports World As They Trade LeBron James To The Cleveland Cavaliers

MIAMI - In a move that has shocked not only the basketball world but the entire sports world, the political world, and even the world of hip hop music, the Miami Heat have just announced that they have traded LeBron James to The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Nuns In Cleveland Are Making A "Habit" Out Of Cussing Due To The Cavalier's Dismal 15-59 Record

Funny story: Nuns In Cleveland Are Making A "Habit" Out Of Cussing Due To The Cavalier's Dismal 15-59 Record

CLEVELAND - Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the good sisters of St. Pistachio, who are the most dedicated basketball fans in the entire Catholic Church, are starting to get a little bit carried away with their support for the hometown NBA...

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