Ear of the Tiger

Funny story written by Ray Bellew

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

First, there was the photo showing Tiger Woods missing front tooth. Now, a more recent photo shows that Tiger is also missing his left ear.

When asked about it by a reporter, Tiger nonchalantly shrugged it off saying, "It's due to a shaving accident. And I still have my ear. It's in my freezer. And when Lindsey can take time from her skiing, she is going to sew it back on for me. Should be good as new."

Some doubt the story because, on several occasions, Tiger has stated that when his golfing days are over he wants to become a professional wrestler.

There is some speculation that Tiger got into a wrestling match with Ernie 'The Ear Eater' Erickson and came out on the losing end.

In a related story, in a apparent game of one-upmanship, a photographer took a picture of Rory Mcilroy practicing on the driving range. His nose was missing.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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