Written by MMzzo

Sunday, 7 September 2014

image for Ravens new Ray Rice and wife promotion looks like a hit

To honor Ray Rice, the Baltimore Ravens will be giving away bobble head dolls of the star running back's wife. The dolls come with extra springs to heighten the hitting experience.

Mark Conn, Ravens promotions director, feels the freebies will give the fans a connection with Ray Rice.


"Ravens fans are always looking for additional ways to bond with Ray Rice. And what better way than to simulate the love taps that Ray and his wife exchange with each other."

Conn added that the Ravens were considering rag dolls in a toy elevator, but decided against when tests showed fans felt that was not believable.

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