Duncan Disorderly - Physio Sangster's Antics Astound

Funny story written by Professor Itter-Rohl

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

He put his left leg in, his left leg out, in out, in out and shaked it all about. Before the coach driver told him "You're not getting on my ruddy coach in that condition."

This was not the first time that unconventional Forfar Athletic physio Duncan Sangster has appeared a little worse for wear on the way to a game. Previously he nearly caused an accident when he shouted at the coach driver "Look out, there's a tree in the road." However it turned out to simply be an air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror.

Duncan has always been a somewhat controversial appointment and is known for his old fashioned approach. Whilst other physios carry a bag containing a vast collection of items onto the pitch Duncan can still be seen running on with just a bucket of water and a wet sponge.

Duncan hit the headlines last year after midfielder Dougal Donald broke his leg during a match. Duncan's advice to the player was to "run it off".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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