SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has stated that they are going to run a tight ship and so far they have kept their word.
Tula Tambova, a representative for the organization stated that the SOOC has just issued a ban on personal vibrators.
Miss Tambova explained to the world wide press that the reason for the ban was due to the fact that some of the female athletes were using the vibrators late at night and they were keeping some of the other female athletes up due to the vibrating noise.
One female member of the Macedonian team said that she had a hard time sleeping because one of the members of the Netherlands team, who was staying in a room next to hers, ran her vibrator for 1 hour and 35 minutes.
Miss Tambova has stated that the next morning security guards went into every room and confiscated over 400 vibrators.
SIDENOTE: Russian Olympic authorities stated that the vibrators will be returned to their rightful owners after the XXII Winter Olympic games terminate.
