Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 February 2014

image for Dolly Parton Wanted To Take Her Girls To The Super Bowl In New York City But As Cold As It Is Going To Be She Said They'd Stick Out Like Two Sore Thumbs
Dolly is noted far and wide for her humongous knockers.

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Dolly Parton says she was really looking forward to attending Super Bowl 48.

She stated that she placed a $235 bet with her old friend Kenny Rogers. Dolly bet on the Denver Broncos and Kenny bet on the Seattle Seahawks.

The 66-year-old Dolly said that she had to change her mind when she was told that the weather was going to be very cold.

The "Here You Come Again" singer said that when it gets real cold her "Twins" perk up like two pencil erasers and it can get plum downright embarrassing.

Dolly did say that she'd have a coat on but still men have that certain tata gene that makes them able to see right through a damn coat with no effort whatsoever.

Parton said that she'll just have to settle for watching the biggest football game of the year at her home located outside of Nashville with her husband Carl Dean and her best friend and alleged lesbionic lover Judy Ogle.

SIDENOTE: Larry King who knows just about everything about everyone stated that Dolly's "Girls" measure an astoundingly ample 40-DD.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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