Written by radiogagger

Sunday, 18 August 2013

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Di Canio has ripped up and burnt the tactics manual used by previous managers

Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio has revealed to sources that he urgently needs to sign a right-winger before the transfer window closes.

DI Canio joined the mackems on April 1st last season, replacing Martin O'Neill, who left the club to spend more time with his tracksuit and rolled up socks. This marks his first full pre-season as a boss in the EPL, after previously managing at League One Swindled Town.

The ultra-skilled former Lazio player told a press conference that he saluted the fans and players already at the club, but it was is extreme desire to cleanse the club of non-believers of his idealogical style.

The fury Italian put his hand up and admitted a right-winger was top of his shopping list for the forthcoming season, but he refused to be drawn on whether he would welcome any UKIP members into the fold for fear of upsetting sponsors and club directors.

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