Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 7 July 2013

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Kobe said that Dwight was starting to become a ball hog. (Photo from the Phil Jackson Collection).

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in Mudslideville today as one of the purple and gold fellas has hightailed it out of town and is moseying over to Houston.

Dwight Howard, who had been courted by half a dozen NBA teams, decided that his best bet was to become a Houston Rocket.

Mr. Laker, AKA Kobe Bryant was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno to give a comment on his runaway teammate.

Kobe took a drink from his bottle of Cantaloupe Gatorade and remarked that he never did like Dwight

He happily added that he is glad to see him go because at 6-foot-11-inches he was too tall anyway.

When asked to explain he said that (Dwight) tried to turn into a ball hog and everybody, including the Laker Girls knows that there is only room for one ball hog on the purple and gold team and that's him.

Kobe said that he and his devoted Laker players Pau Gasol, Steve Nash, and Metta World Peace will do just fine without Mr. Smirky Face.

Bryant also pointed out that he is glad that he won't have to listen to Dwight sing along with his Kanye West songs while he's in the shower.

In Other News From The Land of LaLa. Bruce Jenner now says that he may end up moving to the deltas of Mississippi in order to get away from the incessant cackling of all the Kardashian mujeres (women).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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