Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 1 April 2013

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Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni says that all of the Laker injuries have caused him to take anti-stress pills.

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team.

He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that Metta World Peace will be out for at least six weeks and that player-coach Kobe Bryant will be iffy from game to game.

Pau Gasol is still not at 100 percent and at times the 7-foot-tall Spaniard runs down the court on one leg.

Coach D'Antoni pointed out that Kobe is so tired of yelling at his fellow teammates that he has developed bruises on both of his vocal cords.

And if all of that isn't enough Coach Mike is now catching some flack from Laker fans over his recent remark.

D'Antoni was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily about the Lakers injury situation.

The coach of the once high-flying purple and gold shook his head and said that the way things are going he may have to resort to suiting up one or two of the Los Angeles Laker girls for the last few regular season games.

In Other News. Bruce Jenner has stated that the rumors of him filing for divorce from Kris Jenner are 91 percent true.

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