Homo Sapiens Continue to Bludgeon Neanderthals

Written by victor nicholas

Sunday, 10 February 2013

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Homo Sapiens On Top

50,000 BC - Homo Sapiens are continuing their domination over Neanderthals this millennium as they have been over the last ten thousand years establishing a long term trend unprecedented in the Evolutionary League some would call a dynasty.

Statistics tell the story. Over the past decade alone Homo Sapiens have over 52,000 murders, 23,000 skull fractures, 14,000 rapes, well over three times the number of Neanderthals who lead the tables in sodomy only which is illegal and not allowed.

Homo Sapiens head man Olvog Begaboo explained, "Despite the Neanderthals overwhelming advantage in physical strength and even cranial capacity we have been working hard on tactics in practice and appear to have developed superior mental ability which we have used to good advantage to slaughter man, woman and child while climbing the evolutionary ladder."

Begaboo explained that even though Homo Sapiens are on the top of the tables they do not take the Neanderthals lightly, "We have to be careful we don't get overconfident before any gore spattered battles."

"Their defense is still top notch and they protect their caves well."

Notwithstanding this cautious approach Homo Sapiens are likely to hold onto top spot due to the speed of their attackers as their slender hips give them bipedal superiority allowing them to easily outmaneuver any Neanderthal defenders in Laurasia.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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