Lakers Imploding: Coach D'Antoni Benches Pau Gasol

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

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Pau Gasol has said that if Coach D'Antoni does not play him he will request to be traded to The San Antonio Spurs.

LOS ANGELES - The television show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills better look over its shoulders because it could end up getting lower ratings than the Lakers reality show.

Jerry Buss's boys in purple and gold never seem to be at a loss for diva-like antics.

And the latest prima donna display comes from Coach Mike D'Antoni who has decided to bench his 7-foot tall starting center Pau Gasol.

It goes without saying that the player from Spain was shocked when told that he would be riding the wood [that is sitting on the bench].

When reporters asked D'Antoni what in the wide wide world of sports was going on, he gave them that patented D'Antoni grimace and said that he is the friggin coach and he can do whatever the effen hell he wants to do and he will not be second guessed by no one and that includes Charles "Fat Butt" Barkley.

Gasol, who is one of the easiest going players in the NBA was asked to comment on the strangely unusual move.

Pau smiled and just said, "Whatever."

Coach D'Antoni refused to explain why he did such a stupid move. Even the number one Lakers fan, Jack Nicholson questioned the move and D'Antoni was heard to tell Jack, "Hey fella stick to your movie scripts and don't even think about messing with my coaching strategy."

Nicholson laughed and hollered out that he is going to talk to Kobe Bryant and see about having (D'Antoni) fired as soon as possible.

In Super Bowl News. Beyonce said that she performed her Super Bowl act and did not realize until afterwards that she had forgotten to put on her lucky Baltimore Ravens panties.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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