Balotelli booed, battered and Borussia-d off!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 5 December 2012


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Man City are a bunch of over-paid brats; it's even a shame to call them chickens!

After being involved in Man City's dreadful exhibition of anti-football played by a bunch of multi-millionaire cheats, Signor Balotelli, innocently, was booed off of the Dortmund pitch by 86000 laughing, happy Germans (unusual occurrence; apart from when they're drunk!).

Super-Mario, is actually not all what he is "cranked" up to be, but sadly last night's shameful performance by his team-mates left the Dortmund crowd no option as to pick a scapegoat; so they picked on this very "cracked talent".

Balotelli, renowned for his strange, weird, wonderful, charitable and erotic escapades took the brunt of the BVB fans piss-taking, but this time he was innocent. Because his team mates despicably turned this horror football show into a cowardly fiasco and poor Super-Mario, after being substituted in, wished that he'd been between the sizzling thighs of some busty beauty instead of being frozen out on a freezing night on the "Old Enemies Stamping Ground"!

Dortmund fans were right to boo Man city, but not right to boo Mario. This time he was innocent and his manager, chicken legs Mancini, should be tarred and feathered.

Man City await United on Sunday and then all of a sudden the City over-paid spoilt brats will turn it on and prove to the English footbal world that they can actually play with some pride. The only trouble is; the rest of the soccer world know now that they are a shameful hoarde of money-grabbers who deserved exactly what they got; apart from Super-Mario!

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