NASCAR To Merge With Professional Wrestling

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

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The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana, California, could soon be hosting wrestling matches.

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - High ranking officials with NASCAR recently got together with some high ranking professional wrestling officials at a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Charlotte.

They discussed the possibility of the two factions merging into one single entity.

NASCAR spokesperson Percy P. Pitterhorst stated that recent race track incidents such as the recent Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer melee in Phoenix (NPI) helped to bring up the merger matter.

Pitterhorst stated that Gordon, 41, was fined $100,000 and he will spend six hours picking up beer and soda cans outside in the parking lot at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana on Christmas Eve.

Bowyer, who is 33, was told not to discuss the matter and if he is asked anything at all about it to simply reply with a simple "No comment" just like Mitt Romney did to about 47 percent of the questions from the media during the recent presidential campaign.

Meanwhile officials with professional wrestling are already making plans to work out wrestling matches to be held at the various race tracks throughout the United States, except for Arizona, which allegedly has banned pro wrestling.

SIDENOTE: This year's Miss Phoenix International Raceway, Bernadette "Wowie Zowie" Fritzfracker, 20, was hurt in the Gordon-Bowyer fracas when she was accidentally pushed against a Margarita making machine. Reports are that she has secured the legal services of famed L.A. attorney Ginger Allred and will be filing three lawsuits.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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