Super Mario - Red Card - Game Over

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 8 April 2012

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It looks like it's finally 'game over' for Super Mario Balotelli, following his disgraceful and petulant red carded display at the Emirates during Manchester City's Premiership aspiration destroying defeat.

Informed speculators have apparently concluded that Balotelli has played his last game in England, as City finally lost touch with Big Time Charlie neighbours, United, and that before too long, he'll be on his bike to Espanyol, or Paris St Germain.

Or some other equivalently shit outfit.

Which, as it happens is just as well, as he hasn't exactly done himself justice wearing the washed out blue of Manchester City.

The only 'proper' football club in Manchester.

Lobbing darts at juniors, crashing cars, setting fire to his own bathroom, being incapable of donning a training vest without assistance, being interviewed by that monobrowed muppet out of Oasis, going to lap dancing clubs, taking Giggsy and Rooney's sloppy's all been a bit of a disaster really.

"The City is ours!" a spokesman said.

"Are you fucking sure?" tens of thousands of unnamed voices responded.

"I'll get me coat," said an unrepentant and belligerent Balotelli.

Why bother? It's all over bar the shouting.

More when he gets it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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