Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

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Next time Mario should try this, it might work!

Controversial (understatement) Italian footy star, Mario Balotelli, has decided to remain anonymous whilst up to his rather naughty antics around the Manchester area. He claims the publicity is just too much when he's acting like a moron; albeit, he's a likeable one!

After his strip-club adventure and others too many to mention, he has now took a major decision to avoid the press following his every move by becoming a "Hoody"! (Not a wise decision)

His mate and avid Man City fan, Noel Gallagher, advised super-Mario to be more cautious when causing "press riots" by hiding beneath a giant "hoody". Mario promptly followed this sound advice and attempted to enter his favourite shopping mall in Manchester with his "hoody" on!

Sound advice can sometimes be wrong advice and Mario was rejected from entering the Mall by security guards unless he removed the thing! And having the sound advice ringing in his ears like a worn out Oasis classic, he decided to leave before arousing too much attention; too late! His best friends, the paparazzi, didn't fall for that "old hooded chestnut"! And now his face is plastered all over the tabloids once again.

Maybe he should just try acting normal now and then? But then again that's boring and Manchester certainly is boring enough with or without him!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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