Tevez: Roberto Mancini treated me like a dog

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Tuesday, 14 February 2012

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Tevez plays the innocent

CARLOS TEVEZ has accused Roberto Mancini of treating him 'like a dog' and branded the Manchester City boss 'a liar'.

The Argentine returns to City today after three months on strike. He blasted Mancini as he recalled the Champions League game v Bayern Munich when Mancini rowed with Edin Dzeko, then turned on the former Man United striker.

Tevez said: "He is in the middle of an argument so then he tells me to keep on warming up and treats me like a dog. So, when he spoke to me in that tone of voice I said 'No I'm not going out".

AWOL

Pug Face refused to go on as substitute and City lost the game 2-1. He has not played since and has been AWOL in Argentina. Attempts to offload him in the transfer window came to nothing due as no club was prepared to pay the fee the league leaders wanted.

Ugly neck's agent told the spoof "Some managers treat their dog really well, lots of steak, biscuits and accounts in Monaco with almost £200,000 in. But Roberto and City gave him none of these. So in this case, Carlos is definitely not mans best friend".

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