Jesus sent Tebow to Broncos as a joke

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 9 January 2012

Heaven--Jesus sent Tim Tebow to the Broncos as a joke, and as a way to help Him heal from the pain of the Broncos beat the Packers in Superbowl XXXII.

"I thought I was over the Broncos beating the Packers, but in the spring of 2010, about two weeks before the NFL draft, and the NFL channel is playing highlights from Superbowl XXXII. I nearly lost it, but that is when I came up with a brilliant way to pay them back--give them Tim Tebow in the first round.

I really figured that Tebow would cause the team a lot of pain, but how was I to know that he would actually be able to complete a pass. I am sure you saw him throw short passes that fell five yards in front of his receivers, and in OT he seems to find strength in his arm. I can tell you that wasn't from me. He sold his soul to the devil." Jesus said.

Jesus did say that he thought Tony Mandarich was a good pick for the Packers and doesn't regret making the call for the team.

Tim Tebow was asked to comment on Jesus' revelation, but was too busy with Lindsey Vonn to care.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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