Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 3 November 2011

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Imprisoned Pakistan bowlers will attempt to avoid "full tossers" by "spinnning" in the showers!

The two Pakistan bowlers convicted of match fixing because of bowling their balls too wide are to be jailed, and in prison they will have to learn to bowl "no balls" even better because in-mates will be aiming their balls at them pretty fast, tossers!

The convicted bowlers will be hoping to avoid many "middle legs", throw a few "full tossers" off of their scent and be very careful not to demonstrate to their new "team-mates" how it is best to crouch at slips whilst showering, HOWZAT!

Mohammed Asif and Mohammed Amir will regret their no-ball bowling escapades for the rest of their lives and hope that there are enough fieldsman standing around to protect their "stumps" before someone attempts to shine their balls for them.

The prison authorities are hoping that the 2 bowlers and their ex-captain will be prepared to organise some cricket games whilst inside. Also they hope that they will give fellow locked-up cricket enthusiasts a few lessons in spinning, catching and batting because that will take their minds off of "tossing", "stumping" and "polishing each other's balls!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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