Noisy neighbours crash a party in Manchester!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 23 October 2011

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Man city have plenty of this and it certainly worked against United!

Man United's noisy neighbours crashed the party at the Theatre of Dreams today and took over the city for the first time in 43 years. Money talks and City proved to Utd that money plus quality = success, especially in footy and spanked United's bums with a display of clinical, brilliant football.

After the red card Utd were floundering as the Blues trounced them and even "bad boy" Balotelli took his dummy out of his mouth and proved to the world that when he's not shitting in nappies he's a half decent footballer.

United had no answer to their noisy neighbours and deservedly got thumped. The question on all United fans tongues is now; "would Wesley Sneijder have been a good buy?"

The answer is plain too see, yes. United lack quality in their midfield and Silva made Anderson look like an amateur. Maybe it's wake up time for Sir Alex after their dodgy last couple of weeks.

As for City, good luck to them, they were superb today and could well up winning something at last. By the where was Nani?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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