Prince George Got Queen with 'Whoopie Cushion', at Buckingham Palace.
Paddington Bear was visiting with others, the Queen got distracted and sat on a noisy ‘whoopie cushion’, placed earlier by prankish Prince George. Much Mayhem, as Security thought it was terrorists.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
I need an Ar-15 Assault Rifle Because There Are Mice In the Closet.
I have tried everything. Just put the muzzle in the mouse hole, and blast away. It is the only thing that works. So let us keep our Ar-15s. I am a voter, a few deaths in the long run don't matter.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
Big Hunter Donald Trump Jr. Has Hunting Double Who Kills The Animals.
It's just been revealed that Donald Trump Jr. has never killed an animal in his life. Faints at blood. He has a Hunting Double who does the shooting. Then he holds the bloody head and grins for photos.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
Airlines to Add 'Mile-High Club' Restrooms for First Class Passengers
To make more money, airlines are adding a paying restroom. to planes. It allows you and a female companion, or at additional cost, a selected flight attendant, to use the restroom at the same time.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
Mick Jagger To Do Musical 'Oliver' - set in Old Age Home For Rockers
Mick has always loved 'Oliver'. He envisions aging rockers, taking out their dentures, when singing, ‘Teeth, glorious teeth'. He of course will be Oliver and will dance during 'pick a pocket or two'.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
Putin Really Likes Ukraine - He Kidnaps its People, Steals its Grain, and Land
Mentally ill Putin wants Ukraine, great seaports, lots of free wheat, free land. Just what Russia needs. Stalin also stole lots of Ukrainian wheat, and starved Ukrainians. Basically, father and son.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
New Tours of Europe Come to Italy and Trash the Monuments
There are new anti-eco tours of Europe, for the younger tourists. They are bored with all the old tours. Do a tour where you get to trash some old, priceless monuments. Real fun, like a video game.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
Is Anyone Else Disturbed by the Dozens of Pop-Up Ads, While Reading Online Articles?
Isn't this a bit of overkill? No regulation of course-Just Ram the ads down. our throats. Must be a U.S. thing., like guns. I don't like ads blinking and smirking at me while reading.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
Trump Changes Mind - Next Covid Epidemic - No Bleach-Exlax
Trump is still scientifically studying Covid. He no longer recommends bleach but has found the commercial product Ex-Lax best for flushing out the Covid virus.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
Smart Fla. Gov. Desantis Beats Dumb Trump in GOP Poll
In 2024, we want a president with a brain, says one of the poll takers. And we all appreciate Gov. De Santis using his powers to crush anyone who opposes him. A real macho, Putin type guy.
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
What if Russia Never leaves Ukraine?-NATO Will Have To Step In.
Or maybe we will be just like World War Two, where Europe just let Hitler goggle up two or three countries, before trying to stop him. And if Trump is re-elected, is he going to be our Mussolini?
written by UncleDale, 09 June 2022
