There were 30 spoof news snippets published in May 2022. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Candace Owens is so dumb ... Part 1

She thinks Machiavelli is a type of Italian sports car

written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022

Candace Owens is so dumb ... PART 2

She thinks George Washington was the 41st and 43rd Presidents of the U.S.A.

written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022

Candace Owens is so dumb ...

She thinks Marjorie Taylor Greene is green.

written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene is so dumb ...

She can’t recall.

written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022

If China lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a wall to imprison themselves, plus Tibet, Taiwan, the Uyghur people, and anyone else they 'claim' as their own.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If America lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a gun shop, then act surprised when one of them goes on a mass shooting.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Russia lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a cruise missile that can hit anywhere on the planet within minutes, even if it means blowing themselves up as well.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Britain lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a pub. Rightly so. Cheers!

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If France lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a bordello where they could make sweet sweet love to anything that moved.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Canada lands on Mars ...

They first thing they would build would be a hockey rink surrounded by maple trees chugging out the syrup.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If North Korea lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be a statue to whichever dictator was ‘eternal’ at that moment.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Saudi Arabia lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build would be an embassy where they can kill journalists.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If Israel lands on Mars ...

The first thing they would build is a house for themselves, then they'd bulldoze the Palestinian house already there while blaming Palestinians for getting themselves bulldozed.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

If the nations of Scandinavia land on Mars ...

The first thing they’d build would be a gorgeous palace for all their gorgeous people. And I’ll be first in line for a ticket.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

Taiwan has contacted Stephen King ...

Asking if he can put a missile-proof dome over their country.

written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022

It's The Size That Counts

Prince Charles says that his nose is not huge; and adds that his face is just too damn small.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022

It's Not The Size That Counts

Prince Charles recently stated that his nose is not gigantic and adds that his face is just too damn small.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022

Way Too Many Big Macs

Ivanka Trump says that her father eats so many Big Macs a day that he now smells like the biggest sesame seed in the world!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022

Now That's One Hell of A Drone!

The Ford Motor Co. Has Just Developed a Drone That Can Carry a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022

Russian Troops Bombed in Uber Airstrike Gone Wrong

Drunken Russian troops kill themselves with incorrect coordinates; in an airstrike gone wrong, against, Ukrainian Uber driver.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

U.S. Mint to Release Gold Coin Commemorating Capitol Insurrection

The U.S. Mint is slated to begrudgingly mint gold coin featuring rioting MAGA crowd on one side, and Donald Trump's likeness on the other.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

Donald Trump Declares Victory in 2024 Presidential Election

Donald Trump has declared an early victory in 2024 Presidential Race. Meanwhile Republican election officials are busy pre-certifying fraudulent votes.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

Democrats Continue with Wiemar Republic Strategy

Nancy Pelosi continues to stress a reliance on impotent political strategies, and toadying up to Wall Street; in a bid to accelerate the rise of American Fascism.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

Mitch McConnell Still Angry over Ouster from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Mitch McConnell admits that he is the "Pete Best" of the Ninja Turtles; And Still angry over his thirty year old ouster.

written by C/L, 22 May 2022

Taco Bell Taco Declared More Supreme Than Supreme Court

In a recent nationwide nonpartisan poll, nearly 90% of Americans have declared that a Taco Bell Taco is more Supreme than the highest court in the US. The other 10 % stated, "What court?"

written by Xavier Fairbanks, 28 May 2022

Will Smith on abortion

Will Smith on abortion: “Keep your fetus out my mouth!”

written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022

Will Smith Heading to Ukraine

Will Smith will soon be heading to Ukraine to bitch-slap Russian soldiers, telling them, “Keep your guns out Ukraine’s mouth!”

Good luck, Mr. Smith – you da man!

written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022

Will Smith to JK Rowling

Will Smith will soon be bitch-slapping J.K. Rowling, telling her, “Keep your genitals out my mouth!”

Will has a new catchphrase, so he has to use it as much as possible to catch on.

written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022

Will Smith on the Pox

After slapping a monkey (no pun ... fuck it, pun intended), Will Smith said, "Keep your monkey pox out m'mouth!"

written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022

Will Smith’s New Catchphrase for 2024

Democrats want to use an amended version of Will Smith's wacky catchphrase for their next campaign, for when Trump weasels back towards Washington.

“Keep your Trump out my America!”

written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022

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