There were 30 spoof news snippets published in May 2022. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Candace Owens is so dumb ... Part 1
She thinks Machiavelli is a type of Italian sports car
written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022
Candace Owens is so dumb ... PART 2
She thinks George Washington was the 41st and 43rd Presidents of the U.S.A.
written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022
Candace Owens is so dumb ...
She thinks Marjorie Taylor Greene is green.
written by Ana Sian, 01 May 2022
If China lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a wall to imprison themselves, plus Tibet, Taiwan, the Uyghur people, and anyone else they 'claim' as their own.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If America lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a gun shop, then act surprised when one of them goes on a mass shooting.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Russia lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a cruise missile that can hit anywhere on the planet within minutes, even if it means blowing themselves up as well.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Britain lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a pub. Rightly so. Cheers!
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If France lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a bordello where they could make sweet sweet love to anything that moved.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Canada lands on Mars ...
They first thing they would build would be a hockey rink surrounded by maple trees chugging out the syrup.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If North Korea lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be a statue to whichever dictator was ‘eternal’ at that moment.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Saudi Arabia lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build would be an embassy where they can kill journalists.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If Israel lands on Mars ...
The first thing they would build is a house for themselves, then they'd bulldoze the Palestinian house already there while blaming Palestinians for getting themselves bulldozed.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
If the nations of Scandinavia land on Mars ...
The first thing they’d build would be a gorgeous palace for all their gorgeous people. And I’ll be first in line for a ticket.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
Taiwan has contacted Stephen King ...
Asking if he can put a missile-proof dome over their country.
written by Ana Sian, 03 May 2022
It's The Size That Counts
Prince Charles says that his nose is not huge; and adds that his face is just too damn small.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022
It's Not The Size That Counts
Prince Charles recently stated that his nose is not gigantic and adds that his face is just too damn small.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022
Way Too Many Big Macs
Ivanka Trump says that her father eats so many Big Macs a day that he now smells like the biggest sesame seed in the world!
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022
Now That's One Hell of A Drone!
The Ford Motor Co. Has Just Developed a Drone That Can Carry a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 May 2022
Russian Troops Bombed in Uber Airstrike Gone Wrong
Drunken Russian troops kill themselves with incorrect coordinates; in an airstrike gone wrong, against, Ukrainian Uber driver.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
U.S. Mint to Release Gold Coin Commemorating Capitol Insurrection
The U.S. Mint is slated to begrudgingly mint gold coin featuring rioting MAGA crowd on one side, and Donald Trump's likeness on the other.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
Donald Trump Declares Victory in 2024 Presidential Election
Donald Trump has declared an early victory in 2024 Presidential Race. Meanwhile Republican election officials are busy pre-certifying fraudulent votes.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
Democrats Continue with Wiemar Republic Strategy
Nancy Pelosi continues to stress a reliance on impotent political strategies, and toadying up to Wall Street; in a bid to accelerate the rise of American Fascism.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
Mitch McConnell Still Angry over Ouster from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Mitch McConnell admits that he is the "Pete Best" of the Ninja Turtles; And Still angry over his thirty year old ouster.
written by C/L, 22 May 2022
Taco Bell Taco Declared More Supreme Than Supreme Court
In a recent nationwide nonpartisan poll, nearly 90% of Americans have declared that a Taco Bell Taco is more Supreme than the highest court in the US. The other 10 % stated, "What court?"
written by Xavier Fairbanks, 28 May 2022
Will Smith on abortion
Will Smith on abortion: “Keep your fetus out my mouth!”
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Will Smith Heading to Ukraine
Will Smith will soon be heading to Ukraine to bitch-slap Russian soldiers, telling them, “Keep your guns out Ukraine’s mouth!”
Good luck, Mr. Smith – you da man!
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Will Smith to JK Rowling
Will Smith will soon be bitch-slapping J.K. Rowling, telling her, “Keep your genitals out my mouth!”
Will has a new catchphrase, so he has to use it as much as possible to catch on.
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Will Smith on the Pox
After slapping a monkey (no pun ... fuck it, pun intended), Will Smith said, "Keep your monkey pox out m'mouth!"
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
Will Smith’s New Catchphrase for 2024
Democrats want to use an amended version of Will Smith's wacky catchphrase for their next campaign, for when Trump weasels back towards Washington.
“Keep your Trump out my America!”
written by Ana Sian, 28 May 2022
