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Marjorie Taylor Greene is So Dumb ...

She thinks Jesus would’ve loved to join the KKK, if only he hadn’t been Jewish.

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb ... 3

She thinks if Mary Magdalene was on Sugar Daddy websites, she would’ve been paid better as a whore.

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb ... 2

She thinks if Moses had a submarine, he wouldn’t need to split the Red Sea to get away from Pharaoh’s army.

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb ... 1

She thinks if Jesus had an AR-15, he wouldn’t have been crucified.

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

A Tasty Joke!

Instead of sticking fingers down their throats, anorexics are now using photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and, as usual, Donald Trump to make themselves vomit.

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Tucker Carlson Wants A Baby!

Tucker Carlson is so happy that abortion is now illegal, that he wants someone to get him pregnant!

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 5

Since he makes laws which make White Supremacists happy, maybe he thinks he’s white!

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 4

He supports laws that fuels racists and people who would happily lynch him for the color of his skin (‘cuz that’s what their grand-pappys did!)

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 3

He supports the kind of former president who, if it was 1860, would own him.

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 2

He will pass a law that could force him and his wife to divorce, with him going to jail for marrying a white woman.

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Clarence Thomas is So Dumb ... 1

He’s willing to pass laws that could turn him into a slave.

written by Ana Sian, 26 June 2022

Sign Seen At The Ugly, England Buddha Center - 'Be Aware Of The Dog'

I walked by the Big Bopper Buddha Center one day, in the ugly town of Ugly.

There was muffled chanting - it all sounded like “Fuck you…Fuck you.” Then a little bell would ring. Town is Worth a visit.

written by UncleDale, 26 June 2022

Ladies, If You Don't Like Roe - Learn to Use A Gun

Any Problems - learn to use a Gun.

Car won't start - Gun.

The NRA, Supreme Court, and Senators all agree - Guns can solve all your problems. But don't bring them to the Court or Congress. Schools, OK?

written by UncleDale, 26 June 2022

Supreme Court Catholics Want John Roberts To Be a Cardinal

"The Pope should reward him for getting rid of Abortion,” said Clarence Thomas. “Besides he isn't Conservative enough. He's blocking us really clamping down on the Libs. He'll look good in a dress."

written by UncleDale, 26 June 2022

Coup At The Supreme Court-Thomas Takes Over

There is a new Clarence Thomas Agenda at the Supreme Court. Get rid of abortion Pills, Get rid of gay marriage, and gay teachers in the class room. More gun rights. Less voting Rights for Minorities.

written by UncleDale, 26 June 2022

Pope Praises Catholic "Supremes" For Following His Lead

"I have been against Abortion all my life, and I am glad to see obedient Catholics do what I want done,” he said. “But don't expect any help from the Church when the baby is born."

written by UncleDale, 26 June 2022

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