Tucker Carlson - "I Provoke Violence In Others and Am A Rabble-rouser - So What?"
"People Like me for getting the Racists, Homophobes and Democrat Haters angry,” Carlon said recently.
“Causing hatred is my talent. And it pays very, very well.
“Hate speech is Free Speech. Comprendo?”
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
In 2024 - A Pence/De Santis Ticket?
One is a very mediocre politician and VP - but being loyal to the Country may make him President. The other is a savvy Lawyer and thinks the 30% of U. S. Racist and Gay Hater voters can get him elected.
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
No Need For New Arizona Homeless Shelters - Extreme Heat Solving Problem
State officials see less homeless around as the extreme heat is killing them.
"Mother Nature is helping us out", one Republican said. “We will be able to give more money to corporations to move here."
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
Congress Cracks Down - No Elderly Nursing Home Residents Can Buy Guns
Alert Republicans in Congress have acted decisively - a new bill - No Guns for Nursing Home seniors.
"This has been the problem all along,” said Mitch McConnell. “This will put a stop to these killings."
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
Trump Admitted Privately He Lost The Election - In His Bathroom...
Trump's at the bathroom mirror: "You dummy," he says, talking to the handsome face in the mirror. "You coulda been a contender. Can't even beat an old guy. Well, back to stiffing all my workmen."
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
Russian Super Yacht - Huge Fire in Dubai
"We were hiding out here in Dubai," said cook Boris. "I got engrossed in a Julia Child video and she drops the chicken on the floor. I turned around - the stove was a wall of flame - gone, my own vodka chicken."
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
$200 to Fill Up With Gas - The U.S. Oil Companies Are Mystified
“It's the Shale Oil people,” said a Oil spokesman. “Just because we ship lots of oil to Europe for big profits - harmless. And closing refineries to maximize profits? We wouldn't do that - ask Biden.”
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
The South, And Texas Still Want To Secede From The U.S.
A Texas GOP spokesman, said: “If we get enough Ultraconservative Reps., and Senators elected - we have a good chance of breaking away from the U.S.
“If not, we just keep sabotaging.
“God bless America.”
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
Archaeologists Find Neanderthals Wanted Reparations From Humans
Pictographs on a large rock show Neanderthals demanding reparations from Humans. Translated:
“They came in here, killed the men and boys - took the women. That was not right.
“We want 50 seashells.”
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
England Wants Reparations Money from France Over The Norman Conquest
A House of Commons man said, "They were thugs and destroyed the whole country - killed thousands of our ancestors.
“And brought their horrible cooking with them.
“They owe us big time - and no Euros!”
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
The Welsh and Scots Want Reparations Money Too
We got raped just as much by England as the Irish, a Welsh guy said.
Maybe more so - we have more British blood. Those Irish, always out for what they can get. We will take reparations in goods cars.
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
America's Irish Want Reparations Money From England
700 years of bloody occupations, and Historically many family members dead,said one Irish guy. We have no documents-but trust us, and give us some cash for the dead. You know you did the dirty deeds.
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
The U.S. Has 20 Million Rifles-So More Daily Shootings
With 20 million cars you get a certain number of accidents - Statistics. Same with shootings.
Less guns = less shootings
There are more gun shops than coffee shops. More profitable. Thank Congress.
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
Civil Activist Group To Dermatologists - Stop Calling Facial Eruptions Blackheads
A Black Activist group addressed local dermatologists.
Stop calling these 'Backheads' - they are not black - but gray.
We've already told astronomers to stop using the term 'Black Hole'. Stop it.
written by UncleDale, 20 June 2022
