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Italians Really Upset At Black Immigrants Coming To Italy

Some of Africa is moving to Italy. They don't like it. They forget that for a thousand years-(Roman Empire)-there were probably more Blacks in Italy than Italians. And that they have Black heritage.

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Amy Coney Barrett-Supreme Court--I Speak In Tongues.

"The Evangelicals got me on the Court," she said. "As a church officer,I had to 'Speak in Tongues.' We need more Speaking of Tongues in this country. And writhing on the floor in Religious Ecstasy."

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

A Period Ends A Sentence-But Starts A Woman's Fertility.

If women didn't have a Period-were like female Deer for example-(going into heat one day a year)--Men Would only have Sex once a year. So a big Male cheer for Women's periods-and stop complaining.

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Woman Freaks Out-Discovers She has Two Ovaries.

The doctor said,"There are two Ovaries-each side of the Uterus. Sometimes both Ovaries release an Egg-real traffic jam. The Right Ovary is most fertile. Women are born with one to two million Eggs.

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

We're In A Recession-but Economists Can't Say Recession-Will Lose Jobs.

In a Recession,Economists,who work for the Fed. Gov., Colleges and Corporations,can't say its a recession. They would lose their jobs.Take what they say and reverse it and that is probably the truth.

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Britan To Tag Male Illegal Immigrants with Penile Monitors.

"We want to know where these penises are going," said a Boris Johnson's Aide. "Who they associate with. Ankle monitors didn't work. Some are using them as a cock ring-nothing we can do about that."

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Evangelical Christiians-Trump-Our Pontius Pilate-Strict but Fair

"We are the New Roman Empire" -a megachurch leader said. "Trump leads by example..He has 'Feet of Clay',but all do. Trump admires Putin-we admire Pontius. Sadly, Pilate gave in to political pressure."

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Mad Scenes During Yellowstone National Park Floods.

Tourists paddled around in wading pools. Grizzlies pulling campers out of the river. "If Washington hadn't drained all the profits out of the Park,we might have had survived better," said a ranger.

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Tucker Carlson is the Middle Class Hater's Philosophe.

Someone has to use the economic rage and hatred of Asians,Jews,Gays/Blacks,by the working class,and You are it. Fox News loves a good rabble-rouser-for the huge profits. Great, cruel journalism.

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Tucker Carlson-You Ain't No Rush Limbaugh !

I see you with your Fancy, Dancy false smiles, and pedantic pandering. Doesn't impress me.
Limbaugh had to power to instill Real Hate. You're a dilettante amateur. Can't even inspire the Proud Boys.

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Girl Who Went To Bartending School Owes $100,000 in Schoal Loans.

Suzy Shaker,(not her real name),is out of bartending school and has huge debts. I had to go back 2-3 times to learn the difficult drinks,she said. And have only found work in in a nursing home bar.

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

Hooters Hires its First 'Trannie' Server-Angel Delish

"I love the place," Angel says. "Everyone is very nice to me. The girls like me. But the Tips are terrible. Maybe it's my Cuban accent. Or my small breasts. Some guys say, nice butt, but don't tip.".

written by UncleDale, 18 June 2022

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