Trump to Run in 2024 As A 'Law And Order' Candidate
"I've always been law abiding," Trump said. "And when I am sworn in,for a second term,at Congress. We will have a big party there. I would have it at the White House, but the party might turn messy."
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
Trump's Russian Friends From 2016 Keep In Touch
Every year Trump gets vodka from Russian, with a note. "We remember those great meetings in Trump Tower with your family-that were so successful. Putin says hi, works to you get in again. Boris"
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
Wild Boar Hunt In Florida - Trump Jr. Got A Big One.
Trump Jr.,with guide, was boar hunting at La Belle,Florida and bagged a hairy three hundred pounder. The guide said, "He was the meanest. We called him Old Donald,as he's always after the females."
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
The U.S. Tested 67 Atomic Bombs In The Marshall Islands
Now the Marshall islanders are in the U.S., with many having Leukemia,and having to prove the bombs did it-for benefits. "Sorry guys,said a government spokesman-that was a little overkill."
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
America Has Many Freedoms-Homelessness,Hunger,etc.
"You are free in America," the Conservative candidate said: "Free to be homeless, jobless-hungry, young or old. Greed is good-another freedom. Congress supports the successful. Money matters."
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
Trump Raised $250 Million For Election Fraud - Money Missing
"I think Giuliani said he would take care of it," Trump said, "or the wife wanted to buy Slovenia. Anyway-it was a joke. There is no Election Fraud Fund. And, I didn't do fraud! Joking - get it !"
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
Several U.S. Billionaire Heiresses Support Conservative Racist Causes.
Several rich white women gave money for Trump's January Six Rally. We are so appreciative, the GOP said. It supports the Proud Boys and our other allies. Keep buying their groceries and retail goods.
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
Ford Recalls 2.9 Million Vehicles That Could 'Roll Away at Any Time'
Come back from shopping and the car is missing? It just rolled away. A Ford engineer said-"we saved 90 cents a car,using a thinner gear in the park mechanism. No one would notice.
Just cost saving.
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
Civil Rights Group-T0 Astronomers-Stop Using Term 'Black Hole'
A Civil Rights fringe group protests Physicists in Astronomy using 'Black Hole' for the object. It describes violence and destruction-should be called a 'White Hole' as the Whites do the violence.
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
Twelve U.S. Presidents Owned Slaves-Historians Puzzled Why U.S. Became Racist
Twelve U.S. presidents owned slaves. Historians have always been puzzled why Racism has persisted in the U.S.
Possibly, they had to do it to get rich,said one historian. They weren't prejudiced.
written by UncleDale, 15 June 2022
