NFL Team the Carolina Panthers Has Their First 'Trannie' Cheerleader
She is dating Mike, a Referee, who is legally blind. "Come on guys, he said, I know a female ass when I feel one. She's always on her period, so we have to do it the other way." No more jokes.
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
We are 2% Viruses, 6% Bacteria, With Human and eanderthal Genes - A Mess
Read some Evolution books. No wonder we got nutty right Wing Conservatives politicians saying and doing stupid,delusional things. Too much Neanderthal genes in them-or like the movie The Fly.
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
Britain to Deport Illegal Immigrants To Antarctica
"Rwanda was a little too close to deport them to-they might come back to Britain, said a spokesman. Also we won't have to spend much money on them there. They will only be there a short time."
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
World Sexual Olympics - The Brits. George First-And Also Melanie Muffin Ahead
Melanie Muffin of the UK is far ahead in the Penis Stimulating Event. "I have a big mouth,and my brothers helped me," she said. "In the Women's Stimulating event, George has caused the most orgasms."
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
New Drug Being Put Out By Colombia Cartle - It's to Die For
The Colombia Drug Cartel has a popular new drug-half Cocaine and half Fentanyl. It is so popular that people are dying to try it. It is to die for apparently -literally.
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
Trump Denies Saying Pence Should Be Hanged
Trump-"All I said was it was an interesting idea. See how things get distorted? .And someone here squealed. I have no privacy, not even in the bedroom. There is an agent with us, even in there."
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
President Trump To Have A Volcano Named After Him
Russian-named Paviof Volcano in the Aleutians will now be re-named Trump Volcano,said the Alaska GOP. We were going to name a mountain after him, but he is more a volcano, spewing hot crap and gas.
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
Latest thing Going On At the Chi Chi Hamptons This Summer-Orgasm Camp
Gab your Hollywood shades and join the Kardashian wannabees at the Hamptons' new orgasm camps. Silk tents-Oral massage and skillful fingering by muscular young men lead to that Kumbaya feeling.
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
Donald trump Said President Putin told Him to Do the Coup.
Trump confirmed it to a pretty female fox columnist - "Putin told me to do it.. I can't think these things up on my own. If it was successful, I would have sole rights to build hotels in Ukraine."
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
New Science Finding - Male Ejaculate Makes Those Bags Under Your Eyes Disappear
Experiments by scientists on several hundred cooperative female subjects, mainly college women, determined it is best applied fresh. "What a moisteriser, one woman gushed. And so easy to get."
written by UncleDale, 11 June 2022
