There were 13 spoof news snippets published in January 2022. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Experts Say 37% Of Nine-Tenths Of Half Of The Population...

...will need 61 % more to double their expectations of the remaining 86 % to be 23.2% of the logarithm, so that four-quarters of half of the results can be 3.141592 %.
Plus or minus 9 %.
Obviously.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 January 2022

Governments dispensing with lies now offering free bioweopon injections mandatorily

Yeah

written by Aspartame Boy, 05 January 2022

Athletes Foot

Avoid Athletes Foot by getting your legs amputated.

written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022

Skid Marks

Avoid skid marks in YOUR undies by wearing someone else's then putting them back into their drawer afterward. He'll be scratching his head for hours wondering how his clean boxers got covered in shit.

written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022

Onions

Avoid stinging eyes and tears when chopping onions by not chopping onions.

written by Dewani Unhatched, 06 January 2022

Prince Andrew starting to sweat again, says Queen

'It was literally pouring off him when I told him I wasn't going to foot his legal bills' Her Majesty confirmed.

written by Danny Soz, 08 January 2022

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with COVID-19

She says, “It’s not serious. The virus is just having sex in me.”

written by Aspartame Boy, 10 January 2022

Man Who Bought Boomerang From Ghost...

Hopes it won't come back to haunt him.

written by Danny Soz, 16 January 2022

Chinese national battered by cops after giving name

I did nothing wrong, says Yoo Fat Fuk

written by Danny Soz, 22 January 2022

Dr. Fauci gets mad after slip and fall on ice, hurting his keister

His secretary confirmed that yes indeed, Dr. Fauci was grouchy after ouchy-wowchy.

written by Paul Blake, 23 January 2022

Nietzsche on Mortality

Oh, if only Nietzsche had lived a few years longer, we might now be regaled with, “What doesn’t kill me makes me older.”

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 26 January 2022

ZEND NO MONEY

After Asia’s bitcoin initiative, there is competition for collections of statues of the Buddha. But there are doubts about the wisdom of investing. An insider commented, “It’s just idol speculation.”

written by Joel Kaye, 26 January 2022

Man with no legs thrown out of dance hall

He kept arsing about, says manager

written by Danny Soz, 29 January 2022

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