There were 22 spoof news snippets published in November 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
World Leaders Gather At G20 Summit To Decide How To Stop Global-Warming...
...Meanwhile the Sun looks down on our puny planet and says, "Hold my beer."
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 01 November 2021
Kapernick Admits 'First Knee Was Cuz Hangover'
QB, Colin Kapernick, was overheard telling a woman at a bar in Toledo, that the first time he took a knee during the national anthem, was really because of a shitty-bad hangover.
written by Paul Blake, 07 November 2021
Bezos Dreams Of Flying BMX Bikes With Milk Crates On The Front
for his next delivery service, citing an "Extra Terrestrial" encounter during a flight in his space penis.
Some speculate that Bezos might just be E.T.
written by Paul Blake, 07 November 2021
Sack Race!
To be Sacked, or not to be Sacked? A question only Ole can answer!
written by unknown
Boris Johnson confirmed as UK Nr1 Tosser!
David Cameron once held this great title, and now BOJO has whipped it from under his carpet, because BOJO is brilliant at sweeping everything under his expensive carpets!
written by unknown
Global Warming hits Iceberg!
World leaders gathered in Glasgow to exchange their powerful gobbledygook, meaning fuck all! It seems like their efforts to curb global warming have gone Titanic!
written by unknown
Where is Putin??
Russian President, Putin, has gone AWOL in an effort to leave the global podium solely to a bunch of political morons. He has no desire to be 'tarred with the same feathers' as BOJO & Biden!
written by unknown
Manchester United form new 'Super Management Team!'
Gray Neville, Roy Keane, Rio Ferdinand, and every other ex-United player mouthing off about Ole, have been confirmed as the new managers! They promise to bullshit United back to the top! ZZZZZZZZZ!
written by unknown
Covid19 wins MBE at the Palace!
Covid19 pandemic is to be honoured by Queen Lizzy for services given to mankind. She will present the MBE wearing gloves, and a mask because it seems Covid19 will rule the planet once again!
written by unknown
Non-Vaccinated Young People are now untouchable Lepers!
Partying, clubbing, beach-bumming, & boozing, are pastimes young nonvaccinated people love to do! UK government has now passed legislation calling such people Lepers & Untouchables! Over 80's agree!
written by unknown
President Biden Apparently Farted In Front Of Camilla Parker Bowles At The At The COP26 Summit In Glasgow...
...Because he thought her name was Parker Bowels.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 10 November 2021
Why I Take Fish Oil?
At 64, I have a mind like a . . . uh . . . you know . . . that metal cage thingy?
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 12 November 2021
Influencer Gets Influenza
A top party YouTuber posted a video of herself "shitting out both ends."
Many others expected to follow suit.
"Fuck vaxxeens, ya'll! Just loosin' weight for the holidays bitches!"
written by Paul Blake, 13 November 2021
Covid19 is a Brussel Sprout Virus!
UK, daft as a brush, PM, BOJO, claims Covid19 is not Chinese, but it started in Brussels and 'Sprouted' over the planet. With a 4th wave hitting the EU, BOJO now claims Brexshit was a success!
written by unknown
Germany's Traffic Light Coalition hits Red!
The newly formed German coalition in Berlin has decided to stop any further decision making and is standing at RED. Covid19, however, is colour blind and speeding towards the UK even after Brexit!
written by unknown
The Spoof has honored Jaggedone!
After many years of literary excellence, plus misplaced commas and grammatical gobbledygook, Jaggedone is now 'Featured Writer'. Sadly, he refused the honor, a Dylanism, and very Nobel!
written by unknown
Covid19 washes up on the UK's battered shores!
The EU are to blame for all misery hitting the UK according to BOJO! To confound matters more, Covid19 has done what Brits did in 1945, hit the beaches, but not in France! Winston we beg you to rise!
written by unknown
Naked man who was arrested at a Minnesota airport claims he suffers from ED
Frank Towers divulged his defense strategy after a run-in with TSA. Towers, prepping to appear in a porn film, says he suffers from ED, causing him high stress leading to the incident at the airport.
written by Earthvessel, 16 November 2021
Solskjaer wins 'Sack Race!'
Going, Going, Gone! The footy Gods have spoken and have sent this once Norwegian Legend back to the Land of Thor! He can now go fishing in the Fjords, maybe he'll catch something at last!
written by unknown
Watford Chainsaw Massacre!
A horror scenario worse than any film maker could ever have produced happened in Watford yesterday as United + Ole were beheaded by a bunch of marauding Chainsaw Bearers! It was bloody awful!
written by unknown
Following All Those Fist Fights And Violence Between Shoppers During Black Friday Store Sales...
...it's now been renamed 'Whack! Friday'!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 23 November 2021
Intelligent Design?
I thank the Almighty for making turkeys the slow, awkward animals they were when our ancestors had only muzzle loaders to shoot them with. God is good.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 25 November 2021
