Non-Vaccinated Young People are now untouchable Lepers!
Partying, clubbing, beach-bumming, & boozing, are pastimes young nonvaccinated people love to do! UK government has now passed legislation calling such people Lepers & Untouchables! Over 80's agree!
Covid19 wins MBE at the Palace!
Covid19 pandemic is to be honoured by Queen Lizzy for services given to mankind. She will present the MBE wearing gloves, and a mask because it seems Covid19 will rule the planet once again!
Manchester United form new 'Super Management Team!'
Gray Neville, Roy Keane, Rio Ferdinand, and every other ex-United player mouthing off about Ole, have been confirmed as the new managers! They promise to bullshit United back to the top! ZZZZZZZZZ!
Where is Putin??
Russian President, Putin, has gone AWOL in an effort to leave the global podium solely to a bunch of political morons. He has no desire to be 'tarred with the same feathers' as BOJO & Biden!
Global Warming hits Iceberg!
World leaders gathered in Glasgow to exchange their powerful gobbledygook, meaning fuck all! It seems like their efforts to curb global warming have gone Titanic!
Boris Johnson confirmed as UK Nr1 Tosser!
David Cameron once held this great title, and now BOJO has whipped it from under his carpet, because BOJO is brilliant at sweeping everything under his expensive carpets!
To be Sacked, or not to be Sacked? A question only Ole can answer!