There were 13 spoof news snippets published in February 2021. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Bad Translations of "Mein Kampf" Enjoy Record Sales in U.S.
Apparently, most buyers are speech writers for Republican politicians.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 03 February 2021
Former President Trump Already Has His Own Boozy Drink
The Trump Mudslide is made with Bailey's, Kailua, and Vodka with a splash of Ex-Lax because he can't seem to go.
written by Kilroy, 06 February 2021
Canadian Superstar Singer, The Weeknd, Performs At Half-Time Show For The 2021 Superbowl Half-Time Show...
...Canadian teachers reluctantly admit they failed to teach the guy how to spell 'weekend'.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 February 2021
Man Writes Snippet
A man has written a snippet. More to follow. Classic Comedy.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021
Man Writes Second Snippet
Following on from the previous snippet, the same man has now written a SECOND snippet. What the fuck? Hilarious.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021
Third Snippet In Space Of Two Minutes
Breaking news. The man who wrote his first snippet, then a second one, seconds later, has only gone and written an amusing third one! What in the world? Comedy gold. Comedy gold.
written by Dewani Unhatched, 11 February 2021
News From The Future...Sales Of Covid-19 Masks Drop Dramatically...
...because our new Alien Overlords breathe through their armpits.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 February 2021
Pro-Mexico Wall Senator Ted Cruz Spotted Flying Down To Mexico To Inspect Trump's Border Wall...
...oh, wait, that's not true. Jerk went down to Cancun for a vacation to get away from his state of Texas which is being destroyeded by snow and floods. Ole!
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 February 2021
Texas Suffers Worst Natural Disaster in Modern Time....
Continues to dispute Global Warming, but still won't buy snow plows.
written by Kilroy, 20 February 2021
350-pound crocodile undergoes major surgery to remove tourist's shoe from stomach....
Unfortunately, tourist won't be getting that foot back.
written by Kilroy, 22 February 2021
Latest Crazy Trump News
With law suits coming at him like cows in a tornado, 85% of Trump supporters said they'd vote for him, even if he had to run 'Merica from jail. The other 15 said they'd give him a handy in the shower.
written by Paul Blake, 22 February 2021
New Jersey Man Arrested in Las Vegas Sting...
Turns out his baby did not really need new shoes.
written by Kilroy, 24 February 2021
Boy Scout Hiking Song
My name is Ron Johnson, I come from Wisconsin. I work in a rumor mill there. And the people I meet, when I walk down the street, they say, "We traded Russ Feingold for this guy?"
written by The Ruling Authority, 24 February 2021
