CHOP Free-Range Poopers (FRP) Sue Seattle after the Clean-up
Dirk Assdribble, spokesdork for CHOP FRP, filed suit in court today. "We've been denied our right to poop in public! It's a denial of a basic biological right! Seattle will pay through the sh*tter!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
Amalgamated Toe-Sniffers (ATS) Are Aggrieved!
Pukey Funguson is pissed! She heads the ATS and is railing against the outright exclusion of toe-sniffers from the cultural mainstream! "We have the constitutional right to expose and sniff at will!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
Amoeba-Loving Comb-Over Activists Demand Justice!
I.M.Barelystringly has had enough! He leads the down-trodden lot of comb-over guys who champion the free-living, Libertarian lives of amoebas. "One-cells are being trashed by zoological elitists!"
written by Trinculoman, 08 July 2020
Donald Trump Paid A Friend To Take His SAT Exam?
No wonder Donald Trump taps his head with his little finger when he says, "I'm a very intelligent person."
written by K.C. Bell, 08 July 2020
