Rudeness epidemic
Corona virus has been responsible in an increase of rude bastards annoying normal citizens going about their business. Kind bastards are unfortunately on the decline along with Salvation Army helpers.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Amazing golf shot
A New Haven, Connecticut golfer claims to have smashed a golf ball 18 miles with a regulation club. The owner of a pleasure cruiser can testify to that claim following the breaking of a window.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
World first medical procedure
A Chicago doctor has performed the world's first athuroscopilabotomic procedure. When asked what the word meant and how it was pronounced, he couldn't answer on both counts.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Trump to resign the Presidency
United States President Donald J Trump will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. Trump accidentally ordered the carpet bombing of Beijing, the Chinese capital and now it's hurting him.
written by whatinthe world, 18 July 2020
Dr. Tony Fauci's Got A New "Hands-On" Gig
Doc has been signed up to display his well-manicured digits as the new 'Male Nail-Guy'. Fauch-ster's mits will appear in all chick mags, along with his scientific tips on how best to pick your nose.
written by Trinculoman, 18 July 2020
