"Mar-a-Lago not injury directive" - Lego Rep.
In a confused statement, Lego toys denied any involvement with an outbreak of broken legs among rugby players, and strongly denounces any misuse of their toys for any reason - especially spelling.
written by Madame George, 08 October 2019
TESLA soliciting FART sounds for S3 updates
TESLA wants your fart sounds! CEO Elon Musk invited all potential famous farts to submit their "inner sounds" online for "The S3 Good Thing" car farts contest. What a Classical Gas! Is it YOUR fart?
written by Madame George, 08 October 2019
MIT Robotics Lab Researchers Heartbroken
When robot is arrested for becoming an opioid vending machine.
written by C/L, 08 October 2019
