U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham Encouraged to Come Out of the Closet
His angry Nationalist act isn't fooling anyone.
written by C/L, 28 October 2019
Miley admits the obvious
Performer Miley Cyrus says she doesn't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because they cause her to sing out of tune. This is ironic as she always sings out of tune according to her ex-manager.
written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2019
One-legged thief
Swedish authorities have arrested a man with one leg who tried to rob a department store of its window dummy. The man claimed he needed someone to restore his other leg so this was the easiest option.
written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2019
Mont Blanc ready for Boris
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson will ski down the slopes of Mont Blanc if he gets his Brexit plan through parliament. He has never skied any where before, so Boris has a huge challenge ahead of him.
written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2019
Cher taking on Everest
Performer Cher is planning to climb Mount Everest where she will sing in the highest concert performance in history. Lets hope she stays up there for some considerable time said the Daily News.
written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2019
Parrot runs for high office
A speaking parrot has announced it is running for the US presidency next year. It will run as an independent because it values its freedom and willingness to squeal at the right time.
Not surprised!
written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2019
Bomber caught in Vegas
Las Vegas Police have arrested a man who tried to blow up the MGM Grand casino. The individual was carrying a candle attached to a cheap firework but was spotted just in time by a geriatric gambler.
written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2019
Lohan the man
Actor/performer Linsey Lohan has announced she will have a sex change and revert to the "true masculine" side of her personality. "I'm a bloke goddamn!" she insisted while punching out her trainer.
written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2019
Trump loses dog
Donald Trump's pet dog, Terminator, has been stolen by a gang of Ukrainian terrorists who climbed over the White House fence and made off with the pooch. Reports suggest they are now in the dog house.
written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2019
