Trump Mistakes Chaplin Films for Hitler's Hipster Days
Trump confuses Chaplin movies for documentaries about Hitler's transformation from misguided hipster, into a famous Nazi puke.
written by C/L, 27 October 2019
Trump Campaign to Market Lock Her Up Dashboard Figurine
Bobble-head Hillary Clinton comes complete with her own toy cage.
written by C/L, 27 October 2019
Mr. Clean's Skinhead Image to Be Cleaned Up
Famous mascot will now be non-binary with an ethnically-ambiguous light-tan.
written by C/L, 27 October 2019
All Purpose Flour to be Banned from Certain Colleges
Politically correct militants complain that the "white flour" threatens their safe spaces on campus.
written by C/L, 27 October 2019
SNL Continues to Keep Intelligent People in Stitches Over Trump Presidency
Meanwhile humorless Nationalists continue to fume!
written by C/L, 27 October 2019
Fischer Price Discontinues Baby's First Hooka Toy
White Nationalist parents complained that the toy is too "middle-eastern".
written by C/L, 27 October 2019
God flushes toilet
...then has to get out plunger and flush a couple more times.
written by pinkwalrus, 27 October 2019
