More Red States Expected to Pass Stand Your Ground Laws
To give Nationalists an excuse to shoot people they don't like.
written by C/L, 24 October 2019
Trump Confuses Marx with Fast Food Mogul
Ukrainian President Zelensky explained that "Marx was a political philosopher, not a "German Colonel Sanders".
written by C/L, 24 October 2019
Putin Promises Trump Help in the 2020 Presidential Elections
After he is finished carving up Syria with Ergodan, Assad, ISIS, and the Iranians.
written by C/L, 24 October 2019
New Gun Study Findings
Gun owners would give them up if they couldn't potentially harm or kill someone with them.
written by C/L, 24 October 2019
Private Spying Firm Black Rectangle Publishes New 'How to' Guide
'How to Manipulate and Intimidate Victims of Powerful Hollywood Predators into Silence'.
written by C/L, 24 October 2019
Adult Coloring Books to Blame for Trump Presidency
If real adults weren't busy coloring, then infantile adults would never have been able to elect Trump.
written by C/L, 24 October 2019
Court martial for Roy
Sergeant Roy Bottletop, of the Royal Blackwatch, has been court-martialled for impersonating Theresa May, former UK PM, at a "do" attended by the Queen. No one was impressed by his shrill voice.
written by whatinthe world, 24 October 2019
Lacrosse not such a friendly game
Captain of the Uruguay lacrosse team has been kidnapped by fans sympathetic to the Ecuador lacrosse team who were beaten following a friendly between the two countries on Saturday. What for guys?
written by whatinthe world, 24 October 2019
Beyonce is the lady
Pop performer, Beyoncé, says that Jay Zee has nothing on her charisma and popular appeal. "I'm the lady, know what I mean?" she maintained amid rumours that her fiancé wants to leave the relationship.
written by whatinthe world, 24 October 2019
Trump and Brando
President Trump has appointed former actor Marlon Brando as a charity ambassador for UNESCO. When told that Brando is no longer alive, Trump replied "Dohl!!!". Next question Mister President.
written by whatinthe world, 24 October 2019
